Through it all, Noah has been trying to not think about who this girl IS, but then his curiosity gets the better of him, and he hires a private investigator to find out what her deal is, and when he finds out she needed to money for her mother, he breaks it off and sends her home.

So, naturally, Lanie and Noah fall in love within two weeks. In the driveway, to be sure, but she sets it ON FIRE. Noah tells his ex to pick out what she knows he likes, and when the box arrives, Lanie sets it on fire. So she can’t stay, like, MAD-mad as long as Double Agent Coochie needs the D.Īs an example, Noah takes her shopping for underwear, and when they get there, Lanie discovers that the shop is owned by an old flame of Noah’s and she has a huge snit fit and storms out. Instead of an Inner Goddess, however, she has a Double Agent Coochie, who looooooves Noah and especially loves Noah’s dick. Like, she sold herself to this guy, and she hates someone who would be so skeevy as to purchase a virgin, so she mouths off to him, and is generally a huge brat. Lanie, on the other hand, just acts pissy with him. But he does get all smug that he gets to be the one to teach her how to fuck like a pro, so…. So he does, and then he’s shocked –SHOCKED- when he shoves his dick in her mouth, and his brand new, 2 million dollar, verified virgin has never given a blow job before. How better to deal with this problem set than by buying a virgin at a shady-as-fuck-auction? He needs ONE woman who won’t talk and is lean and hasn’t been tainted by other, you know, MEN. But the man has NEEDS, you know? And his needs include people not talking about how he’s fucking hookers. Lainie is bought for $2 million by Noah Crawford, a rich billionare who is unable to cope with finding and maintaining a relationship since he found his best friend and business partner balls-deep in his (Noah’s) then-girlfriend’s ass. But don’t worry, it is tooooooootally on the up and up.įirst off, pretty much everyone who sells themselves in this place as doing so with full consent- I mean, some of the women are doing it because they owe money to the guy who runs the place, but hey, they have a choice to sell themselves or something else, so that’s totally consensual, right?Īlso, she signed a contract that will OF COURSE be honored and protect her. Little did I know that it was a duology and that it was basically the most derivative thing I’ve ever read. She’s the one who said there was a 50 Shades knock off coming out and that I haaaaaaad to read it. Title: A Million Dirty Secrets & A Million Guilty Pleasures: A Million Dollar Duet

A million dirty secrets by cl parker